Just About The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPIHvPhvkA&feature=related

Oh, man. Monkeys. They're just so darn funny.

Haley. Haley Haley Haley. Haley is odd apparently.

Haley looks like...

- she's about to claw my eyes out.

BAHAHAHAHA. Depends on who you are.

-looks like a miniature version of Greg, if he'd been a girl.

... Who the heck is Greg?


Haley likes....

-the same places fungus likes.

THAT'S SO MEAN!

- to play

Yes. Yes I do. What now sucker?


Haley says...

-he was surrounded by a crowd of excited men.

Ahh. This is the guy whose eyes I must claw out, correct?

-L.Johnson has a "clean slate" with the Chiefs.

Say what now?


Haley wants...

-Matt and Boldin.

...?

-to wish us all a "Merry Christmas!"

Happy Holidays, apparently.


Haley hates...

-Anorexic people.

Hahaha they're bony, I can take them!

-me.

Who is me? The dude whose eyes I scratched out? Buddy, don't take it personally.

Haley can...

- run the rats out of Valley Ranch.

.... questionable. I do not enjoy chasing rodents of any sorts.

- sing.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh Google, you're so silly!

Haley is...

- just posing for pictures like the ladies in the furry old pictures.

................... so confused.

- my hero.

Yay! Whoever you are...

Haley loves...

- Luke.

Luke who?! Luke who?! WHO IS LUKE?! IS HE BRITISH?!

- Danny.

...I get around.

Haley reads...

-selected Polish poetry.

Uh huh. Cuz that's how I roll. Polish style.

- Can You Moo?

Yes I can. Moooooooo.

COOLLLLLDDDDDPPPPLLLLAAAAAYYYYY!!!

It's official now!! Haley, Kimmey and I are going to a COLDPLAY CONCERT!!!!!!!!

This is exhilarating!! Ahh, now that that's taken care of.

I Just HAD to Try This...

Okay, so I got this thing from another blog and I want to try it so here goes nothing. And I do mean nothing.

Rachael looks like...
-she was born with that hat on and a cigar in her hand
That is messed up.
-what a real woman should look like
Is that a compliment?

Rachael likes...
-him alot
Him? Who's him?? I need a him!
-to take pictures
I guess...I'm completely unphotogenic so I guess I'd rather be behind the lense.

Rachael is...
-having a baby
No I'm not. They tested for that at the ER :P
-now a full time teacher
I'm not patient enough to be a teacher...

Rachael wants...
-to go home
I am home.
-a nap
True. It's 11:18pm.

Rachael says...
-yes to edible lip balm!
No Comment.
-she wants "her" coffee

Rachael does...
-it big
Woooooow.
-donuts
Donuts ARE delicious.

Rachael can...
-fix your leaky tap.
Hey, I'm no plumber.
-plan a future
That's for darn sure

Rachael loves...
-the orphans
Go orphans. Woot woot.
-her new phone
It's not really new but I do love it!

Rachael reads...
-to Tom
Who's Tom?
-to Ryan
WHO'S RYAN AND WHY DO I READ TO HIM???

Rachael writes...
- a quarterly column for the American Christian Fiction
I find that hilarious.

Rachael cooks...
-mustard steaks.
Thank you, Rachael Ray.

All I've figured out is that someone has a website call rachel.writes.net and that if you type Rachael into Google all you get is about fifty million things about that cooking lady that talks to ingredients. Coocoo coocoo.

Happy March Patrons!!

So today that new show premiered, Running in Heels. I had to watch it just because and might I say that those girls were Bs with Itches. And some MAJOR itches at that.

Anyhoo, I'm all healed from the surgery and I should be back to doing P.E. in no time :P But until then, I'll continue to sit out.

A recent MURDER by my grandma's house started a domino effect for me and my friend (Not Haley) and I started another story in which she will do the editing and cover design and whatnot. Not fair if you ask me. She gets the fun parts.

And that's all the news for today.

Until next time, readers, GOODBYE!!