Haley. Haley Haley Haley. Haley is odd apparently.

Haley looks like...

- she's about to claw my eyes out.

BAHAHAHAHA. Depends on who you are.

-looks like a miniature version of Greg, if he'd been a girl.

... Who the heck is Greg?


Haley likes....

-the same places fungus likes.

THAT'S SO MEAN!

- to play

Yes. Yes I do. What now sucker?


Haley says...

-he was surrounded by a crowd of excited men.

Ahh. This is the guy whose eyes I must claw out, correct?

-L.Johnson has a "clean slate" with the Chiefs.

Say what now?


Haley wants...

-Matt and Boldin.

...?

-to wish us all a "Merry Christmas!"

Happy Holidays, apparently.


Haley hates...

-Anorexic people.

Hahaha they're bony, I can take them!

-me.

Who is me? The dude whose eyes I scratched out? Buddy, don't take it personally.

Haley can...

- run the rats out of Valley Ranch.

.... questionable. I do not enjoy chasing rodents of any sorts.

- sing.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh Google, you're so silly!

Haley is...

- just posing for pictures like the ladies in the furry old pictures.

................... so confused.

- my hero.

Yay! Whoever you are...

Haley loves...

- Luke.

Luke who?! Luke who?! WHO IS LUKE?! IS HE BRITISH?!

- Danny.

...I get around.

Haley reads...

-selected Polish poetry.

Uh huh. Cuz that's how I roll. Polish style.

- Can You Moo?

Yes I can. Moooooooo.