MY Life Plans (eat that Otis!)

Here is how I want my life to plan out. Exactly.
1) Get out of high school and get rich doing something retarded that is undisclosed at the moment. (possibly marketing super magazines)
2) Move to Britain with Haley and Kimmey and go to Oxford while bunking with my stepmom's daughter.
3) Find that dude from Slumdog Millionaire. And his name.
4) Get married and have a kid.
5) Divorce that dude, however sad it will be and move to British Columbia, Canada!
6) Meet a mounty and date that dude while caring for my British youngster and finding Matt Thiessen (he's Canadian, eh!)
7) Find him, get married and ride into the sunset on a moose with a banner on its butt that says, "just married, eh" Have a kid.
8) Convince my British youngster to find a Canadian youngster, get married and have a kid! A-ha! HYBRID!! Muahahaaha
9) Take ALL of them back to Britain with me to find 2 of my best buddies still living in Britain. Kimmey will be married to Jackson Rathbone (with a kid named Aspen) and Haley will be married to Channing Tatum AND John Mayer. She's so awesome that they'll share her.
10) Convince my Canadian kid to marry a British kid and have ANOTHER kid which also equals another hybird.

So, me, Aspen, Kimmey, Jackson, Haley, John, Channing, the British kid, the Canadian kid, the two hybrids, the dude from Slumdog Millionaire and Matt Thiessen plus my mounty can all be roomies in the castle in Harachonia. Alexandria can live there too but she better keep her hands off my Matt. And if creepy mind-reading stalker comes anywhere near me or my hybrids....ooh he's gonna get it. A club to the head and DOUBLE punishment: locked in a room of sunshine, hearts, pink and smiley faces. Or Twilight fans, the source of all evil...for him. Muahahahaha I feel absolutely DIABOLICAL!!