Monday, January 12, 2009

Re: Eat that Otis

*Claps*

Well done my blog buddy.

However, though Channing and John can share me, what will my 5,987,472 other boyfriends do? Herman is a little bit shy, and Billy didn't learn the sharing thing. *sigh* What to do, what to do?
Some may argue that they are not actually my boyfriends, but I disagree. They are my boyfriends... in my mind.
Merriam Webster's pirates and depressing people know about them.

In regards to the Quaker thing-
What if we found a Quaker (of the religion) eating Quaker Oats, causing an earthquake while quaking?
Our problems are solved. Epic poem regarding Quakers to come soon.

Your playlist-
Dude. The song Wake Up by Hillary Duff. Weird song. Weird-awesome music video. Sick when doing karaoke.

Dev Patel-
Okay Rachael, I have finally figured out a way so that both of us get his awesomeness. All we need is a cloning device, a really strong (preferably hot and British) dude, my hot pink duct tape, hair gel, a box, an authentic replica of Luke Skywalker's light saber, and Dev, of course...
Details, details really.

Love (unless your not one of my 5,987,472 boyfriends. Can't cheat on them, eh?)

-Haley_is_British

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