Worship Your New Dictators.

You can soon all welcome Haley and I as your new rulers. It'll be any day now, as soon as we become smart enough to take over the world. On second thought, that could take a while. Especially if Haley's brain hurts and she can't make it to the sinfridgven!! Under your new dictatorship, there will be these guidelines:

1) Everyone must wear purple and grey at all times. If anyone is caught without grey skinny jeans....just do it. Or else. If you like polyester or shoulder pads, you will be found and deported.
2) The public school system will be replaced with an accent teaching facilities. You must learn a British accent.
3) Everyone will be required to wear one of those hats that people at Hot Dog on a Stick wear.
4) Matt Thiessen will live in our castle with the lead singer from Rooney and Channing Tatum. Plus, Jackson Rathbone, Kimmey is looking for you. She's living in the castle too so I guess you are. NO ROBBY PATTY ALLOWED!
5) Sarcasmfantabulousnessness will become part of daily vocabulary.
6) Creepy Stalker Dude will be burned at the stake. "Burn, baby, burn! Disco Inferno!" (It's a song.) Along with that Megan girl from Mall Madness.
7) Oh NO!!! I almost forgot, Stephenie Meyer can come and be all creative somewhere in the castle that will be located somewhere near Oscar Mayer's house cause he is AWESOME!
8) People must throw things at Robby Patty daily. What it is, we do not care. Just something.
9) Roofs of houses will be made out of the same thing that mood rings are. That way, when we fly over your house in our helicopter, we'll be able to see you mood.
10) All prison sentences will be effective immediately. Punishment for anything we don't like: you must endur (without sleeping) 7 of (insert name of boring teacher)'s english lectures. Of GRAMMAR!
11) NO STALKERS ARE ALLOWED IN THE KINGDOM! Go to Mars or something. Transylvania. That also includes any person(people) claiming to be vampires or cats. And those people with the jackets that have cat ears on top. We will find you and deport you.
12) Lawn chairs are prohibited.
13) Any single British boys must come visit Haley in the castle for, uh....cutoms. And that means only boys BORN British. No fakers.
14) List of Bannished People: Anyone that angers the rulers; my entire P.E. class besides Kimmey, Faith, Megan and Shivani; David Hasselhoff; that girl that married Channing Tatum; Dr. Phil; Russel Brand; Simon Cowell; Rapunzel for her ratty and nasty hair; Mandy Jiroux; Zac Efron; baggy-pant wearers; whoever invented Abercrombie and Fitch; and Jennifer Aniston for dating Haley's fiance, John Mayer.
15) In the morning, when everyone wakes up, music will be blasted from the speakers that no one can see (a song of our choice) and everyone will do the Macarena. It's easy, you can do the Macarena to any song. It's true, we have tested said conjecture.
16) KMBO, once a typo, shall now be known as Kollecting My British Oldsters and/or Killing My Boyfriend's Orangutan. No offense to the monkey.

Failure to follow these rules will result in the heretic being deported from Harachaley. (pronounced har-rae-chul-lee)

But remember, we are not a dictatorship. Well, mostly, but don't think of us that way. ;D
P.S. It might still be awhile off. Who can REALLY predict these things?